I'm a big slag.

Yup.
A whore.

To be fair, I was well drunk. Mmmhm
Maybe the vodka with Willium wasn't a greaaat idea. We drunk too much. Pah.

I don't remember anything past 10 o'clock.

Not even kidding.



Sigh, I guess it was a good shindig to an extent....

Well done Chalkley.